At LONG last I have internet! OMFG I HAS TEH INTERWEBS AGAYNE!!!!

Ahem. Let's start from the beginning yes?

So we sold the house and finally moved into our new one. This meant my internet was lost until we could get our NEW internet set up (Crappy Hughes net to loovveelllyy Verizon DSL ftw >)

However.

Verizon has THE shittiest customer service known to man. After being told we couldn't get DSL where we lived (even though we were well aware the previous owners had it and everyone on our block has it), being informed that nobody there gave a shit if we got service (nope. Not even kidding. That is a direct quote from the lady in the customer service department my mom was talking to. Legit. "There is honestly nobody here who gives a shit if you get internet service there or not". Not even kidding folks.), being told the street we live on doesn't exist (yup. I live in a mythical land called West Acres, my lovelies. Come frollic with me in our meadows with the unicorns and fairies be merry), our cables were too messed up and faulty from age (The house is four years old |:>, and any other lame-o and frankly quite pathetic excuse out there imaginable, my mom found someone who, for the right price, indeed gave a shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, because my mom is SUCH a ninja, we have internet. And all it took was NOT bribing a guy my brother knows who works for Verizon a hundred bucks to do it. You catch my drift? Bribing was NOT involved in this matter whatsoever. Nope. (No srsly stfu );< XD)


So allow me to celebrate my internet withdrawals with some srs youtube surfing and manic skyping.

Oh....and Project Doodles SO isn't dead. Yet. XD

AHMAIGAWD INTERWEBS HOW I'VE MISSED YOOOUUU